Anonymous asked: bloop

bleep

@3 months ago

Anonymous asked: When are you going on your next archaeological dig?

Um, is this is weird way of asking when I’m going masturbate next?

@3 months ago

Anonymous asked: Satan's blood runs cold whenever he hears mention of your name. Why is that?

Because my name is just so kewl.

@3 months ago

drunkonstephen:

Jon Stewart sings “I want to suck your dick for Christmas”.
Full video here.

@4 months ago with 630 notes
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@6 months ago with 59127 notes

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@6 months ago with 142790 notes

Anonymous asked: Could your pancakes defeat my pancakes in a game of wits?

No. In a game of wrists, yes.

@6 months ago

Anonymous asked: Is this the Krusty Krab?

More like the cum, er, Chum Bucket.

@3 months ago

Anonymous asked: The Queen of the Damned believes you are a solid 666 out of 666. Are you satisfied with this knowledge?

Only if she wants to 69.

@3 months ago

Anonymous asked: If someone is unprepared for adult pizza and tries a slice of it, what happens to her or him?

Heaven. Wet, wet heaven.

@3 months ago

#roofbreakup

kyleayers:

A couple ran onto my roof and starting breaking up, right in front of a bunch of people who were just up there hanging out. I live tweeted the breakup.

@5 months ago with 1920 notes

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

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@6 months ago with 1192365 notes

kirtens:

when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day

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@6 months ago with 259063 notes
blogilates:

This chilly fall weather is making me feel all holiday-ish so let’s do a random giveaway!!!
To win a pair of these booty shorts:
1. Reblog this post and tell me which one you want
And that’s pretty much it!
I will pick a random winner on Sunday October 13th and will announce here on Tumblr. This contest is open to all ages and international fans too!
You can see how nice the shorts look when you wear them on shopblogilates.com.
GOOD LUCK!!!
Love you!
Cassey

#6!

blogilates:

This chilly fall weather is making me feel all holiday-ish so let’s do a random giveaway!!!

To win a pair of these booty shorts:

1. Reblog this post and tell me which one you want

And that’s pretty much it!

I will pick a random winner on Sunday October 13th and will announce here on Tumblr. This contest is open to all ages and international fans too!

You can see how nice the shorts look when you wear them on shopblogilates.com.

GOOD LUCK!!!

Love you!

Cassey

#6!

@6 months ago with 3001 notes