Anonymous asked: Could your pancakes defeat my pancakes in a game of wits?
No. In a game of wrists, yes.@2 months ago
Anonymous asked: Do you like birds?
Only the delicious kind. CHICKeN@2 months ago
Anonymous asked: What are some of the nicest things strangers have done for you and what are some of the nicest things you have done for strangers?
In Japan, I was lost, and a women was jogging past. She ran back and asked me what I was looking for and then walked me over to my destination. I’ve offered to help mom’s carry stuff when their arms were full with babies and things.@2 months ago
@3 weeks ago with 1889 notes
A couple ran onto my roof and starting breaking up, right in front of a bunch of people who were just up there hanging out. I live tweeted the breakup.
when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day
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Anonymous asked: Can you juggle chainsaws?
With my tongue.@2 months ago
Anonymous asked: Strangest food you ever consumed? NOM NOM NOM
Laab. Raw minced meat salad.@2 months ago